When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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