Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage