Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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