Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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