Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."