Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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