Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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