Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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