Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.