Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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