Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.