Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.