Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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