Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.