Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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