Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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