Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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