Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.