Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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