Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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