If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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