If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.