Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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