Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.