Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!