If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.