When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.