When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Actually he can also blow your face.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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