Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.