Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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