The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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