If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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