Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...