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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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