Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.