Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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