Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.