Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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