Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.