Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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