Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.