Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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