Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.