When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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