When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.