Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.