Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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