In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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