Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.