Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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