The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.