The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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