If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.