Chuck Norris named his parents.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.