Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.