Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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