Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.