Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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