Joke #7544

If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Vote:
has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Vote:
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote:
has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Vote:
has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Vote:
has 54.21 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vote:
has 72.16 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Vote:
has 60.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Vote:
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political