If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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