Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.