Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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