Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.