Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.