Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.