Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.