Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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