The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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