Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.