Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.