Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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