Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.