The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.