The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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